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This is how I feel. Blah. I feel like complete and utter blah. >.<
I'm going to try manipping again. I'm sorry. Try to avert your eyes. u.u
Was babysitting and decided to store found some Appies on WOS. Asked two year old cousin (Nick) what I should name them. I got... "Soccer Ball", "Nick", "Haha", "Nick is Good", "Paige", and "Nick A Man". That's his new favorite phrase. "Nick a man."
Oh. And also. I was watching Voyage of the Dawn Treader last night, and in the last 10 minutes I realized that Aslan is supposed to be God or Christ or something. Maybe he's the Buddha.
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WARNING! This story has been proven to cause severe damage to brain cells, and, in some cases, even death. Read At Your Own Risk.
PG-13
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Ready for it?
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NOODLES
Okay, fine. Here goes...
Stan
By Stray
Once upon a time, a man wrote a story that didn't start with 'once upon a time', because Heaven forbid humanity should screw with conventional story writing means. Anyway, this guy had a name. His name was Guadolupe Brown, but his friends called him Stan. Stan had a problem. He had an addiction. Mr. Brown could not go twenty-four hours without watching Golden Girls. However, he had a doctor who was inventing a drug that could tame his obsession. His doctor was a cat. Dr. KittyLitterMeowMeow. Dr. KittyLitterMeowMeow like to eat dog meat, because it made her feel powerful. Her husband, a world renowned bio-chemist, was deeply disturbed by his wife's canine flesh problem. He just so happened to be a Great Dane. Together, he and Dr. KittyLitterMeowMeow had three gorgeous children. They were named Ralph, Randi, and Raul. They were Bottlenose Dolphins who lived in the Arctic Ocean with Paul and Bob, the Narwhal brothers. These were craƶy frat Narwhals who were drunk 24/7, which is difficult to accomplish when you live in the middle of the sea, with a limited supply of alcohol. Ralph, Randi, Raul, Paul, and Bob were are certifiably insane. One time, they decided to take a trip to land. So, they swam to Australia, and soon found themselves at P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, in Sydney. While there, they realized that they hadn't seen a dentist in...well, forever. So, they went to see a dentist. When they got there, they saw a fish tank. In it was a small Clownfish. He was banging his little tri-colored, stripy body against the wall shouting "Daddydaddydaddy!". Raul was hungry. Raul ate Nemo. Paul slapped Raul. Marlin cried. Dory forgot her name. She forget how to swim, and then how to breathe. She drifted into the motor of a nearby boat. This made Marlin kinda sad, so he dressed up like a clown and swam across the Pacific singing 'Happy Birthday'. Meanwhile, Obama had just been assassinated* by Kim Kardashian. He was then resuscitated by Mitt Romney. The Clintons were disgusted by Romney's political gallantry, so they paid Sarah Palin to capture him and send him on a one way flight to Jamaica (I'm sure this had nothing to do with the upcoming election). She did so, but Bristol felt bad for him, so she took Tripp and went to Jamaica to rescue Romney. There, all three were eaten by man/woman/child/politician eating tigers. They had been genetically engineered by Justin Bieber, who had recently come out about his gender, revealing himself to be a MtF Transgender. He would late marry Ellen DeGeneres. This marriage was extremely controversial, as people argued that Bieber was not truly a woman, and DeGeneres must therefore not really be gay. This led to the couple's divorce in 2017. Their adopted daughter, Honey Boo Boo, was relinquished to the care of our good friend, Stan.
*I'm not planning to assassinate the President. That would be bad. And murder. And treason. And I think it might even be illegal.
Okay, side note. There's this student teacher in our Algebra class, and he is just OxygenMagnesium H-A-W-T HAWT! And so today there were like...big numbers. And then he said something about Pascal's Triangle, whatever that is, and so I was like 'Ooo what's that?' and so he was like 'Oh, I have it on my phone, I can show you if you want.' And I'm just like *noddynoddynoddydrools* so he comes over, and he's like leaning on me and showing me this numbery triangle and explaining it and I'm just like 'Uh huh.' 'Ohhh' 'I get it' 'Cool' and etc. And then I was just like with the angels.
PG-13
Are you excited yet?
Ready for it?
Gettin' impatient?
NOODLES
Okay, fine. Here goes...
Stan
By Stray
Once upon a time, a man wrote a story that didn't start with 'once upon a time', because Heaven forbid humanity should screw with conventional story writing means. Anyway, this guy had a name. His name was Guadolupe Brown, but his friends called him Stan. Stan had a problem. He had an addiction. Mr. Brown could not go twenty-four hours without watching Golden Girls. However, he had a doctor who was inventing a drug that could tame his obsession. His doctor was a cat. Dr. KittyLitterMeowMeow. Dr. KittyLitterMeowMeow like to eat dog meat, because it made her feel powerful. Her husband, a world renowned bio-chemist, was deeply disturbed by his wife's canine flesh problem. He just so happened to be a Great Dane. Together, he and Dr. KittyLitterMeowMeow had three gorgeous children. They were named Ralph, Randi, and Raul. They were Bottlenose Dolphins who lived in the Arctic Ocean with Paul and Bob, the Narwhal brothers. These were craƶy frat Narwhals who were drunk 24/7, which is difficult to accomplish when you live in the middle of the sea, with a limited supply of alcohol. Ralph, Randi, Raul, Paul, and Bob were are certifiably insane. One time, they decided to take a trip to land. So, they swam to Australia, and soon found themselves at P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, in Sydney. While there, they realized that they hadn't seen a dentist in...well, forever. So, they went to see a dentist. When they got there, they saw a fish tank. In it was a small Clownfish. He was banging his little tri-colored, stripy body against the wall shouting "Daddydaddydaddy!". Raul was hungry. Raul ate Nemo. Paul slapped Raul. Marlin cried. Dory forgot her name. She forget how to swim, and then how to breathe. She drifted into the motor of a nearby boat. This made Marlin kinda sad, so he dressed up like a clown and swam across the Pacific singing 'Happy Birthday'. Meanwhile, Obama had just been assassinated* by Kim Kardashian. He was then resuscitated by Mitt Romney. The Clintons were disgusted by Romney's political gallantry, so they paid Sarah Palin to capture him and send him on a one way flight to Jamaica (I'm sure this had nothing to do with the upcoming election). She did so, but Bristol felt bad for him, so she took Tripp and went to Jamaica to rescue Romney. There, all three were eaten by man/woman/child/politician eating tigers. They had been genetically engineered by Justin Bieber, who had recently come out about his gender, revealing himself to be a MtF Transgender. He would late marry Ellen DeGeneres. This marriage was extremely controversial, as people argued that Bieber was not truly a woman, and DeGeneres must therefore not really be gay. This led to the couple's divorce in 2017. Their adopted daughter, Honey Boo Boo, was relinquished to the care of our good friend, Stan.
*I'm not planning to assassinate the President. That would be bad. And murder. And treason. And I think it might even be illegal.
Okay, side note. There's this student teacher in our Algebra class, and he is just OxygenMagnesium H-A-W-T HAWT! And so today there were like...big numbers. And then he said something about Pascal's Triangle, whatever that is, and so I was like 'Ooo what's that?' and so he was like 'Oh, I have it on my phone, I can show you if you want.' And I'm just like *noddynoddynoddydrools* so he comes over, and he's like leaning on me and showing me this numbery triangle and explaining it and I'm just like 'Uh huh.' 'Ohhh' 'I get it' 'Cool' and etc. And then I was just like with the angels.
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Camera Plans on Hold
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Alright. So. Some time Sunday night while we were all sleeping as sound as could be, and my mom was at work, Moose cut his leg/paw/ankle/wrist/whatever. Monday morning there was blood all over...everything. So we took him to the vet, and they proceeded to charge us $600 for 3 stitches and 4 staples. Which was feasible. His e-collar is too long, and bumps perfectly into his wound. So that knocked out two staples, and Luna tore out two stitches. Thanks for that, Luna. Yesterday we took him back, and were charged $100 for virtually nothing. His cut popped open and he started gushing blood at some point while we were there, and they charged us $30 just to clean the exam room. Faaantastic. He's on crate rest until Saturday, when he'll get everything pulled out and replaced, which'll be at least another $300. That's like...$1k in one week. So he's just kinda laying here in his crate next to me, crying in that awful way that injured animals do. Poor Moose. :-/
ANYWAY, the reason I tell you (you being whoever actually reads this) this because my camera sucks. I think that this is something you'll all agree with, if you look through my photos. I was saving up for a new lomography camera, so I could experiment with all that good stuff. And now I'm helping pay for Moose's medical stuffs, since I'm the one who convinced my mom to get it redone. Merry Christmas everyone...so...tired...
ANYWAY, the reason I tell you (you being whoever actually reads this) this because my camera sucks. I think that this is something you'll all agree with, if you look through my photos. I was saving up for a new lomography camera, so I could experiment with all that good stuff. And now I'm helping pay for Moose's medical stuffs, since I'm the one who convinced my mom to get it redone. Merry Christmas everyone...so...tired...
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Windows 8 Rant
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Alright, so I got a new computer (the HP Pavilion g4) for Christmas. Woohoo! Yeah. No. It's absolutely awful. Like, I'm REALLY glad I got the computer. But Windows 8 is just horrible. Like...I can't even explain it. It's to disappointing to be put into words.
And yeah. That wasn't really much of a rant. At all. Just wanted t'all to know how much I hate it xD
And yeah. That wasn't really much of a rant. At all. Just wanted t'all to know how much I hate it xD
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Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? xD
2 min read
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
How would you describe yourself?
Crazy - Britney Spears (Spot on lol)
What do you like in a guy/girl?:
The Wonder Of You - Elvis Presley (okay...?)
How do you feel today?:
Understand Your Man - Johnny Cash (I don't even KNOW this song)
What is life's purpose?:
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley (Can't argue with that)
What is your motto?:
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
What do your friends think of you?:
Marble Halls - Enya (Makes no sense whatsoever LOL)
What do you think of your parents?:
Somebody To Love - Queen
What do you think about very often?:
The First Noel - Patty Loveless (who is patty loveless?)
what is 2 + 2?:
Forever Seventeen - Tim McGraw (Yes. 2 + 2 = 17)
What do you think of your best friend?:
Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldeen/Kelly Clarkson
What do you think of the person you like?:
One On The Right - Johnny Cash (Don't know this one either lol)
What is your life story?
These Are The Special Times - Celine Dion
What do you want to be when you grow up?:
A Place In This World - Taylor Swift (No. I want to be a PERSON not a PLACE)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?:
F****** Perfect - P!NK
What will you dance to at your wedding?:
Easy Silence - Dixie Chicks (I've actually had this vision in my head before. So sure.)
What will they play at your funeral?:
The Art Of Suicide - Emilie Autumn (Umm...)
What is your hobby/interest?:
Wasted - Carrie Underwood
What is your biggest fear?:
Chasing Pavements - Adele
What is your biggest secret?:
If I Died Today - Tim McGraw (??)
What do you think of your friends?:
Nothing But A Good Time - Poison
What will you post this as?:
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Lykke Li
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
How would you describe yourself?
Crazy - Britney Spears (Spot on lol)
What do you like in a guy/girl?:
The Wonder Of You - Elvis Presley (okay...?)
How do you feel today?:
Understand Your Man - Johnny Cash (I don't even KNOW this song)
What is life's purpose?:
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley (Can't argue with that)
What is your motto?:
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
What do your friends think of you?:
Marble Halls - Enya (Makes no sense whatsoever LOL)
What do you think of your parents?:
Somebody To Love - Queen
What do you think about very often?:
The First Noel - Patty Loveless (who is patty loveless?)
what is 2 + 2?:
Forever Seventeen - Tim McGraw (Yes. 2 + 2 = 17)
What do you think of your best friend?:
Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldeen/Kelly Clarkson
What do you think of the person you like?:
One On The Right - Johnny Cash (Don't know this one either lol)
What is your life story?
These Are The Special Times - Celine Dion
What do you want to be when you grow up?:
A Place In This World - Taylor Swift (No. I want to be a PERSON not a PLACE)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?:
F****** Perfect - P!NK
What will you dance to at your wedding?:
Easy Silence - Dixie Chicks (I've actually had this vision in my head before. So sure.)
What will they play at your funeral?:
The Art Of Suicide - Emilie Autumn (Umm...)
What is your hobby/interest?:
Wasted - Carrie Underwood
What is your biggest fear?:
Chasing Pavements - Adele
What is your biggest secret?:
If I Died Today - Tim McGraw (??)
What do you think of your friends?:
Nothing But A Good Time - Poison
What will you post this as?:
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Lykke Li
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