WARNING! This story has been proven to cause severe damage to brain cells, and, in some cases, even death. Read At Your Own Risk.
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Stan
By Stray
Once upon a time, a man wrote a story that didn't start with 'once upon a time', because Heaven forbid humanity should screw with conventional story writing means. Anyway, this guy had a name. His name was Guadolupe Brown, but his friends called him Stan. Stan had a problem. He had an addiction. Mr. Brown could not go twenty-four hours without watching Golden Girls. However, he had a doctor who wa